Toys, toys and more toys

We spend all this money on baby toys to entertain the kids. The million dollar question is why? In that sea of toys do you notice what my son is playing with? A TISSUE!! The actual toys do entertain him, but only for a short period of time. But give the kid a tissue and he's a happy for hours, well not hours but you get the point.

It cracks me up that babies always want to play with stuff they aren't supposed to play with. Things that are not actual toys are so much more appealing. One might say that's because we take them away when they get a hold of said thing, but nope. I put a clicker in with all of his toys one day and sure enough he goes for the clicker.

Another mystery is why do they have to have the real thing? All babies love phones. So you go to the store, search for and buy the "baby" cell phone and give it to them thinking you're the greatest parent. You think they are going to love this new toy. No such luck, they have no interest in the baby cell phone they want yours! Only if someone could figure out these fascinating little creatures.